Oh and he's going to tell all his buddies how he came all over your face. This guy is probably going to want to ram you into the ground like a tent peg, and I'll bet you five dollars he says something about your "wet cunt" while he's inside you. This is the signature move of the kind of dude who has watched way too much porn. You can never truly know a person until you know how they react under pressure.Īrgh. Whether he's jacking himself off, you're jacking him off, you're screwing, or giving him a blow job, he's got to unload somewhere, so pay attention. I'd venture to say that it's in his jizz, or more specifically, where he jizzes. Gone are the days where everything you needed to know about a man was in his kiss. One day it's "I'll wash your sheets," and the next day it's "I don't have herpes," or "I swear, she's not my girlfriend." For instance, I'll Just Cum On Your Sheets And Pretend That I'm Going To Clean Them For You guy was the kind of dude who'd say anything to get off. Where your dude likes to cum can tell you a lot about the kind of person he is. And if I jack you off now you're just going to get cum all over them." It was the lousiest excuse I'd ever made, but when someone you don't know or care about demands to be jacked off, you don't exactly put jacking them off at the top of your to-do list. I thought for a moment and responded, "I washed the sheets today. "Well if we're not going to fuck, you could at least jack me off," he responded. Predictably, he played the blizzard/Brooklyn/reasonable expectation card.
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"I'm tired, I think I just want to go to sleep," I told him. Naked in bed, I tried my best to cool off on the kissing.